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laughingstation:

noffThat time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

(Source: charmedbyred, via damn-funny)

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moosetardis:

harryll0yds:

my favourite part of this is

a lot of people think that a guy’s foot size is directly related to his dick’s size

so by all accounts, Kristoff was asking how well-endowed Hans was

All men subconsciously compare themselves to other men they hear about so he was also subtly hinting he’s got a big ding dong

(via lolsofunny)

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livinglamb:

atomicantnanai:

mililap:

vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle



it got better

The hands gesture Merida is doing
she a homie

JESUS CHRIST

"wor’ to yur’ mother"
*bear noises*

livinglamb:

atomicantnanai:

mililap:

vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

it got better

The hands gesture Merida is doing

she a homie

JESUS CHRIST

"wor’ to yur’ mother"

*bear noises*

(Source: four-big-idiots)

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livinglamb:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

*boss ass bitch plays in the distance*

tHIS!! IS!! IT!!

(Source: myximenablogg)

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bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

(via livinglamb)

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tibets:

here’s a video of me

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via livinglamb)

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stripclubcoupons:

lifemadesimple:

Step by Step: A Great way of Painting your own Mural without Knowing how to Draw

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"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

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katewithanxiety:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

"can you buy me disney world?’
"fuck yeah buddy"

katewithanxiety:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

"can you buy me disney world?’

"fuck yeah buddy"

(Source: honeyipwnedthekids, via damn-funny)

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gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

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